Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland. (19%)
• ..With all the little elves. (19%)
• ..When Santa arrived and his present to me was dance lessons—how embarrassing! (11%)
• ..When the popcorn popped...and so did my hip! (11%)
• ..singing with pretty Miss Brenda Lee! (7%)
• ..Well from what I can remember I ended up in the punch bowl! (7%)
• ..When it fell over and hit me in the head (7%)
• ..trying to pull a cracker (4%)
• ..Singing with Spruce Springsteen! (4%)
• ..To White Christmas, which is very hard... (4%)
• ..With my granddaughter as we sang karaoke christmas songs.......... (4%)
• ..and it became a "unplugged" performance when Sparky turned the lights on. (4%)
• ..At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop (0%)
• ..when I discovered trees can roll. (0%)