Christmas Puns

Christmas Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I'm having a Star Trek Christmas To coldly go where snowman has gone before. (23%)
Santa say's..........It's the most wonderful day for a beer. (23%)
Have any of you seen Santa lately? Without him I’m just a rebel without a Claus. (18%)
I can feel the Christmas spirit from my head to my mistletoes! (14%)
I'm scared of Santa. I'm suffering from Claus-trophobia. (9%)
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental. (9%)
Q: What do you call a broke Santa? A: “Saint Nickel-less!” (5%)

Votes: 22