Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I ate his milk and cookies last year (19%)
• ..I used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace the roll (15%)
• ..I stopped believing (12%)
• ..This year I was really good at being really bad (12%)
• ..He knows when you've been good or bad (12%)
• ..I put our cat in the dryer, because he was all wet. (8%)
• ..I left him a few slices of fruitcake (I guess he doesn't like it either). (8%)
• ..I whizzed in the Salvation Army bucket. (4%)
• ..,He caught me being naughty a few times this year... (4%)
• ..Knocking over the Christmas tree five days in a row. (4%)
• ..I threw a party for the elves last night (4%)
• ..Bye giving the task off collecting there names So he didn't get them muddle up between that fine line (0%)