Snow Puns

Snow Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman. (29%)
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women? – Snowballs. (25%)
It’s snow secret I only have ice for you! (14%)
How do snowmen make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (11%)
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow, but now icy (7%)
snow down (7%)
There’s snowplace like home.Snowman (4%)
Is there winter in Hollywood? Sure. their snow business like show business. (4%)
Snow way anyone will want a snow pun (0%)
If you praying for a blizzard, go to Dairy Queen! (0%)
ba-da-boom (0%)
She is definitely the coolest person we snow. (0%)

Votes: 28