Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else. (19%)
• ..but I learn by previous mistakes. (16%)
• ..But that big red clown nose just isn't working. (13%)
• ..But I can't with that goofy look on your face. (9%)
• ..but I'm not going to (9%)
• ..Seriously? Do you even know what it means? (6%)
• ..But, my goodness, look at you! (6%)
• ..but really..... look at that face! (6%)
• ..But those 200 conspiracy theories you're sure are true put me off. (6%)
• ..If you take those curlers out of your hair.. (3%)
• ..Ask one more time, and I will make you serious! (3%)
• ..But your mud mask makes you more scary..... (3%)
• ..Dude! You been eating licorice? (0%)
• ..but UFOs above your head leads mt to believe that you believe in them (0%)