Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Is scarier than them both!! (20%)
• ..Has more facial hair. (10%)
• ..Is a freak of nature (10%)
• ..Can throw the best punch of them all (7%)
• ..is meaner then both (7%)
• ..broke the bathroom scales. (7%)
• ..is always in Sis-pense! (7%)
• ..Is bigger than both are Pops added together! (7%)
• ..Looks like she's been hit with an UGLY stick! (7%)
• ..scares me with that unibrow and big black mole with hairs growing out of it (3%)
• ..is a knock out (3%)
• ..Is bigger than both of them.. (3%)
• .."pops" the scales at 400! (3%)
• ..Needs a shave...! (3%)
• ..Is bigger then all my sisters (3%)
• ..Is a lot prettier than my sister. (0%)