Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I must confess, I used Duck Tape. (30%)
• ..Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off (19%)
• ..But things ended up not all they were quacked up to be... (15%)
• ..Until my dog chased them off (7%)
• ..Then one took a Left turn to Albuquerque (7%)
• ..until hunting season opened, and then they got picked off one by one. (4%)
• ..then they opened Duck Season. (4%)
• ..Until they started bubbling around.. (4%)
• ..Until I had the biggest urge for Duck ala orange. (4%)
• ..But I turned my back, and they moved (4%)
• ..Now they resemble a Rorschach Ink Blot. (4%)
• ..but I looked away for only a second, and the ducks scattered. Next time I'll use decoys! (0%)
• ..but the park ranger stopped them and admonished me for my bad influence. (0%)
• ..Now I don't. (0%)