Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..the internet (20%)
• ..Yesterday but younger then tommorrow... (16%)
• ..8 track tapes. (12%)
• ..the dinosaurs. (12%)
• ..Im older than my teeth (8%)
• ..Methuselah... (8%)
• ..Well, I’m older than I look and younger than I feel. (8%)
• ..I'm older than dirt and a day younger than God (4%)
• ..Grandpa Jones (4%)
• ..peanut butter and jelly sandwich (4%)
• ..their grandmother! (4%)
• ..My dad (0%)