Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Sitting at a Stop sign (19%)
• ..Shopping at the grocery store! (11%)
• ..At Walmart (11%)
• ..Pushing a shopping cart. (11%)
• ..thinking about driving. (7%)
• ..Riding with a driver with road rage. (7%)
• ..trying to cross the road (4%)
• ..when there ice and snow on roads and people drive like its 80 and sunny (4%)
• ..Walking on the sidewalk. (4%)
• ..Let me sing a song to calm down. (4%)
• ..Sleeping (4%)
• ..trying to navigate the World Wide Web! (4%)
• ..Watching road rage videos.. (4%)
• ..Getting the 'finger' for driving the speed limit. (4%)
• ..Getting hit in the behind with someones shopping cart. Grrr (4%)