Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Why you cut all your little sisters hair off. (24%)
• ..Something besides "whatever" (21%)
• ..Why you put the cat in the freezer!! (12%)
• ..What your hidding behind your back.......ekkkkkkk a snake.. (9%)
• ..Where you hid the body (9%)
• ..you got all Fs on report card (6%)
• ..where you hid my car keys . . . I'm late for work! (6%)
• ..How your tiger ended up in my living room. (6%)
• ..What your intentions are with my daughter! (3%)
• ..but, my brain keeps giving me Error messages (3%)