Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Playing my games at Goldtoken!! (16%)
• ..more taxes (13%)
• ..Coffee (10%)
• ..drinking water and up all night peeing (10%)
• ..Childbirth (6%)
• ..unkept political promises. (6%)
• ..ignorance. (6%)
• ..Chocolate! (6%)
• ..medical bills (3%)
• ..Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and Win or Lose (3%)
• ..getting wood tokens at GT (3%)
• ..of course, there's Shipping & Handling, too! (3%)
• ..Jesus coming back! (3%)
• ..DNA (3%)
• ..Hair Loss! (3%)
• ..that green light ahead of you turning red! (3%)
• ..New life. (0%)
• ..Thirst and hunger (0%)
• ..Clever Paraprosdokian Sentences (0%)
• ..Children turning against their parents. (0%)