Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months (17%)
• ..I pooped on dad. (14%)
• ..Still tired from the move. (14%)
• ..WaaaaaaaAAAA!!!!! (14%)
• ..It's cold out here, I want to go back in (10%)
• ..Ouch! Why did I get smacked on my bottom? (7%)
• ..I'm going to get revenge on that person who slapped me on the butt! (7%)
• ..Someone help! It's too noisy out here!! (7%)
• ..2 hours later would of been new years baby (3%)
• ..It was so sweet going down, but it's coming out like Taco Bell. (3%)
• ..Those politicians are awful! I want to go back inside! Mommy! Mommy! (3%)
• ..Oooh, so cold and what's that light? (0%)
• ..My first roller coster ride was scary... (0%)