YES!, NO!, YES!, NO!, YES! , NO!

Say AAAAHHH!!!!! I want to know ate my left over Worm!!!

This is what I have to Deal with every time the Wife's Mother Shows up!!

you always think you have to be different.. we all said we were wearing yellow!!

"What part of 'dress code' don't you understand?"

I HATE having two sisters!

stop shouting i can't hear myself think

(sniffle) i... just wanted..to be your...friend... (sniffles)

'Mom always liked you best'....'Yea'!

didn't think we were going to find out about each other, did ya....

just cos we're twins doesn't mean you have to always dress us alike!!!

This is what happens when you date twins, one is bad enough!!

We won't tolerate your Northern aggression...

"Don't you ever stay out that late again without telling us"! You're grounded for a month! No TV or Phone!

I'VE TOLD YOU & TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH THOSE OTHER BIRDS, DOWN THE STREET!

I've told you time and time again, this is my cousin from Mom's side of the family...err..I mean my father's side. Shut up, Waldo!

What were you thinking? Grey is sooo last season!

It was MY worm!!! I got to it first!!!

We're counting down from three, then you must let go and learn to FLY! 3, 2,1!

Love Love me Do

You CAN NOT have us both!! Make your choice!

No Boys Allowed!!

We should have known you couldn't keep our secret!

But DR Bird we both have bad throats

Ok who has eaten the worm

You don't ever listen to either one of us!

Very tough call as to who goes through to next round of 'Birds Got Talent'

DONT you tell us what to DO!!

I told you he would try to take over the nest

Birds of a feather squawk together.

I'm telling Mom, No I'm telling Mom, We're both telling MOM! You boys think you can get away with anything.......shhheessssh sisters!

Only room for 2 here! Go find your own branch!!!

'Have you heard......humans have started to tweet and twitter!'

This is our argument..YOU stay out of it

We have already told you twice. This apartment is taken!

WHY are you two ALWAYS ganging up on me just because I am the baby of the family!?!?!?!?

Please! Please! Enough already!

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" - I wish you 2 would go back to the bush

We ate hotdogs with onions for dinner, does our breath stink????

worms worms worms how a about a couple of flys instead?

GET OUT! GET OUT! Leave us alone!

Don't you ever talk to your elders like that again
or you'll get your mouth washed out with soap!!

And you think Judge Judy has a hard time deciding....

Geez! This must be why Dad said to never marry a woman who looks like her mother!

And if you EVER lay one little talon on our little fledgling brother again, you'll have to answer to the two of us!

Oh do shut up - your worse than a couple of politicians

(...oh chirp!?! now I know why it's called MENopause!!)

'OBAMA OK!''ROMNEY RIGHT!'

Governor Romney-please allow the President to respond...

Oh yeah! But except for the different colored tongues you DO look like twins!

I DON"T Think Political Comments should be allowed for any Captions, This site does not need it . Let there be at least one place we can go , where we don't have to hear it. I think its inappropriate in this contest .

GET OFF OUR PERCH !!!!

YOUR JUST A BLUE COLLAR WORKER

I don't know. It DOES look like the two candidates in the last debate! I think it's a winner!

your late! early bird gets the worm! how many times do we have to tell you!

We told you, we shouldn't do, that, but no you went ahead anyway, now we are all in trouble with mom because of you not listening AGAIN!!

"Tastes great!" "Less filling!" "Tastes great!" "Less filling!"

WE SAID NO!, NO CANDY WORMS TILL AFTER DINNER!

I actually liked the debate caption - it was spot on, and I can't see how it could be taken as personally offensive to anyone.

Maaaaa! We told you we wanted cardinal costumes for Halloween.

"You're NOT dating that girl named Raven....and don't ask us again, Nevermore!!"

How DARE you say those nasty things about us!!

No your throat isn't red, your going to school today.

"We're NOT COMING to the Dance!!!!"

"You are Not Having a Bachelor Party!!!"

they tried to tell me....before you marry her - look at her mother!!!!

YOLO!

Your acting like a bird brain!!!

Sorry, we don't need any of YOUR kind on this branch.. . . .

Check out your reflection in the bird-bath. You are adopted. You look nothing like us, and we can't stand you. Now go away! Oh that's right, he barely bathes. BOYS eeeeewww!