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Current Poll Vote for you favourite Animal Joke
| What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
| 21% | What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
| 16% | Do regular dogs see German Shepherds and think, "Oh No, it's the cops!!"
| 11% | Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill."
| 11% | A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. (see post for full joke)
| 11% | What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches.
| 11% | Why was the baby snake sad? Someone took its rattle!
| 11% | What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? OUCH..
| 5% | Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he’s shellfish.
| 5% | Why do Hummingbirds Hum? Because they don't know the words
| 0% | [ 19 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
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(#5600166) Re: Hey People, People, People
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