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Vote for you favourite Animal Joke
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 21%
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! 16%
Why was the baby snake sad? Someone took its rattle! 11%
What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches. 11%
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. (see post for full joke) 11%
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." 11%
Do regular dogs see German Shepherds and think, "Oh No, it's the cops!!" 11%
Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he’s shellfish. 5%
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? OUCH.. 5%
Why do Hummingbirds Hum? Because they don't know the words 0%
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(#5606431) Re: New theme - TIME
Posted by Lil Red on 29 May 2024 at 7:39PM
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in front of a clock? Time will tell
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5606435Re: New theme - TIME PattyMac29 May 2024 12:51PM
5606431Re: New theme - TIME Lil Red29 May 2024 7:39PM

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