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Vote for you favourite Halloween Joke.
Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch! 22%
What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life! 22%
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates 17%
Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck. 13%
What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite. 9%
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. 9%
What's the best Halloween treat? Spookies and milk 4%
What is a ghost favorite lunch meat? Booloney. 4%
What do you call s skeleton that likes to tell jokes? A funny bone 0%
(Knock, knock) - Who's there? Trick or treat! 0%
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(#5621710) Re: New theme - Animal Jokes
Posted by hoot on 4 Aug 2024 at 5:03AM
Why did the crab refuse to share?
Because he’s shellfish.
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5626644Re: New theme - Animal Jokes jroyster27 Aug 2024 8:41AM
5626550Re: New theme - Animal Jokes Jools27 Aug 2024 12:22AM
5624337Re: New theme - Animal Jokes jroyster16 Aug 2024 6:23PM
5624240Re: New theme - Animal Jokes KG_202016 Aug 2024 9:46AM
5621710Re: New theme - Animal Jokes hoot4 Aug 2024 5:03AM

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