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Vote for you favourite Halloween Joke.
Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch! 22%
What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life! 22%
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates 17%
Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck. 13%
What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite. 9%
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. 9%
What's the best Halloween treat? Spookies and milk 4%
What is a ghost favorite lunch meat? Booloney. 4%
What do you call s skeleton that likes to tell jokes? A funny bone 0%
(Knock, knock) - Who's there? Trick or treat! 0%
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(#5639913) Re: New theme - Halloween
Posted by PattyMac on 23 Oct 2024 at 10:23AM
Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula?

Because he is a pain in the neck.
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5641503Re: New theme - Halloween fatdaddy29 Oct 2024 4:46PM
5641490Re: New theme - Halloween jroyster29 Oct 2024 3:32PM
5641417Re: New theme - Halloween fatdaddy29 Oct 2024 11:28AM
5641380Re: New theme - Halloween jroyster29 Oct 2024 7:52AM
5641343Re: New theme - Halloween monkeytyper29 Oct 2024 6:47AM
5640413Re: New theme - Halloween Sundrop kid25 Oct 2024 6:29AM
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5639996Re: New theme - Halloween ladyvic23 Oct 2024 1:49PM
5639931Re: New theme - Halloween jd9123 Oct 2024 11:37AM
5639914Re: New theme - Halloween Lil Red23 Oct 2024 10:31AM
5639913Re: New theme - Halloween PattyMac23 Oct 2024 10:23AM

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