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(#5675538) It's a hot day

Posted by fatdaddy on 21 Mar 2025 at 2:22AM

Three pieces of string are walking in town and come upon a saloon. They walk in, up to the bar and the first piece of string asks "Could we have three beers?"
The bartender says "I'm afraid we don't serve string".
Dejected and thirsty they walk to the next saloon, up to the bar and the second piece of string demands "Gimme a beer!"
The bartender barks "We don't serve string" and kicks them out.
Even more dejected now and still thirsty the third piece of string says "I have an idea", ties himself into a knot frays his ends and says "Ok. Lets go".
Into the next saloon they approach the bar and the third piece of string asks for three beers.
"Say, aren't you a piece of string?" asks the bartender.
To which the third piece of string replies "I'm a frayed knot".

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