Vote for you favourite Joke.

1. Giant trees
Have you stood among the giant trees in a certain national park? The experience is really awesome but hard to describe! A certain "je ne
sequoia," if you will!

2. Chess infection
I have the flu i think....???
This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a bishop, and a rook. I must have a chess infection.
It was a rough knight.

3. Octogenarian Humor
An octogenarian and his wife had been sitting watching TV for a few hours when he says, "My butt's asleep." His wife responds, "I know, I can hear it snoring."

4. Christmas tree angel
Santa was having a bad day, the elves were on strike, 4 reindeer were missing and two were preggers, Mrs. claus was ragging and the pms was hellish. There was a knock at the door.
Santa opened the door and there was a young angel holding a pine tree. Angel: OK fat boy where do you wand me to stick this tree. and thus was started the tradition of the angel on top of the tree.

5. Teacher joke
The teacher with 2 new kids...Young man what is your name? First boy...Snotty nose! Teacher...If you don't tell me your name I'm sending you home. The boy takes the brothers hand and says, come on poopy Britches, she won't believe you either.

6. Christmas sleigh joke
How much did santa pay for his sleigh??? nothing it was on the house.

7. Elves joke
Why shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short

8. WWII joke
During the D-day landings the Allies achieved air superiority.
German soldiers told each other the following.
“If a plane is silver colored it’s American. If it’s dark colored it’s British. And if it can’t be seen at all, it’s German”