Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...
..Leave your kids outside in the parked car! 47%
..put your mother-in-law outside? 18%
..Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium. 12%
..Sleep in the horse stable 6%
..Lock your kids in the trunk? 6%
..run your pants up the flagpole? 6%
..take out the garbage, refrain from smoking smelly cigars and marijuana, flush and clean the toilet, shower and put on clean clothes when I visit you? 6%
..Choose between me and your kids? 0%
..Sit on paper towels. 0%
..Go fly a kite 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5601632) Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying
Posted by jroyster on 11 May 2024 at 3:03PM
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5601632Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying jroyster11 May 2024 3:03PM

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