Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Shy, I Just.
..dislike people. 24%
..prefer when someone starts the conversation first & makes me feel comfortable talking back. 16%
..don’t want to talk to You! 16%
..self-reflect a lot. 8%
..Think it's to peopley out there. 8%
..dont trust people 8%
..I just only like my Dog 8%
..Need encouragement.. 4%
..flush considerably whenever I consume half a gram of niacin. 4%
..I rather talk to myself because I don't get any bad vibes. 4%
..Quite until you wake me, then I get loud 0%
..don't fit in. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5603032) Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and..
Posted by marcmandy on 16 May 2024 at 4:20PM
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5603612Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. fatdaddy18 May 2024 6:00PM
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5603032Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. marcmandy16 May 2024 4:20PM

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