Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Shy, I Just.
..dislike people. 24%
..don’t want to talk to You! 16%
..prefer when someone starts the conversation first & makes me feel comfortable talking back. 16%
..dont trust people 8%
..I just only like my Dog 8%
..self-reflect a lot. 8%
..Think it's to peopley out there. 8%
..I rather talk to myself because I don't get any bad vibes. 4%
..flush considerably whenever I consume half a gram of niacin. 4%
..Need encouragement.. 4%
..don't fit in. 0%
..Quite until you wake me, then I get loud 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5604173) Re: Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless
Posted by PattyMac on 20 May 2024 at 10:47AM
You are OLD
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5604173Re: Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless PattyMac20 May 2024 10:47AM

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