Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 15%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 12%
..Nobody would notice the difference 12%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 8%
..Which witch? 8%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 8%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 8%
..Not to bother. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5604986) Re: Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 23 May 2024 at 1:52PM
You are counting the days until you can retire!
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5604986Re: Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack23 May 2024 1:52PM

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