Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..smell like it....! 15%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..I just look I am. 0%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5606180) Winner of Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by LittleTree on 28 May 2024 at 6:16PM

..is..Trumpet player right..marcmandy with the para ending of:

Nothing is certain but death, taxes and..Rock'n'Roll! Laughing May rock and roll live forever!

Two was a two way tie for second place.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page marcmandy! High five

Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5606227Re: Winner of Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and marcmandy28 May 2024 8:50PM
5606221Re: Winner of Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and hoof hearted28 May 2024 8:42PM
5606180Winner of Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and LittleTree28 May 2024 6:16PM

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