Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See..
..The one way street sign...I was too busy texting. 38%
..Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back. 29%
..you sitting there with your lights flashing 10%
..you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195... 10%
..it had a price tag on it 5%
..The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!! 5%
..They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases! 5%
..was body slammed from behind 0%
..the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really! 0%
..any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving). 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5609634) Re: Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...

Posted by PattyMac on 12 Jun 2024 at 8:32AM
Choose between me and your kids?

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