Paraprosdokian Sentences

Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree

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Current Poll

I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See..
..The one way street sign...I was too busy texting.	38%
..Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back.	29%
..you sitting there with your lights flashing	10%
..you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195...	10%
..it had a price tag on it	5%
..The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!!	5%
..They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases!	5%
..was body slammed from behind	0%
..the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really!	0%
..any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving).	0%
[ 21 votes ] [ More Polls ]

A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous

or dramatic Drama Queen

as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.

Winners, by vote, will receive

Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.

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(#5610612) Re: Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...

Posted by Buddha on 16 Jun 2024 at 7:00AM

. . run your pants up the flagpole?

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Subject	Posted By	Date & Time
5611562	Re: Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...	fatdaddy	19 Jun 2024 8:43PM
5611328	Re: Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...	LittleTree	18 Jun 2024 7:53PM
5610612	Re: Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...	Buddha	16 Jun 2024 7:00AM

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