Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 15%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 12%
..Nobody would notice the difference 12%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 8%
..Which witch? 8%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 8%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 8%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5613010) Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least..
Posted by Gameheart on 25 Jun 2024 at 11:20AM
At least take lessons from one of our politicians..
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5613860Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. Meeshamouse29 Jun 2024 3:37PM
5613666Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. LittleTree28 Jun 2024 5:59PM
5613606Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. Lil Red28 Jun 2024 12:00PM
5613035Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. * Sassy_Angel *25 Jun 2024 1:55PM
5613010Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. Gameheart25 Jun 2024 11:20AM

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