Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..smell like it....! 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
..I just look I am. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5615050) Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder..
Posted by z71cat on 4 Jul 2024 at 6:54AM
Than maybe you need glasses
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5616280Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. Jools10 Jul 2024 2:30AM
5616090Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. GinnyB8 Jul 2024 11:53PM
5615785Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. jroyster7 Jul 2024 1:18PM
5615745Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. Trent-PA7 Jul 2024 9:09AM
5615735Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. LittleTree7 Jul 2024 8:22AM
5615542Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. Buddha6 Jul 2024 7:20AM
5615142Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. jroyster4 Jul 2024 3:09PM
5615077Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. fatdaddy4 Jul 2024 10:37AM
5615050Re: If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. z71cat4 Jul 2024 6:54AM

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