Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 15%
..Nobody would notice the difference 12%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 12%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 8%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 8%
..Which witch? 8%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 8%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5617440) Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with..
Posted by Buddha on 14 Jul 2024 at 9:25PM
Yellow bricks. I'm off the see the wizard . . .
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5618182Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with.. dickfrank18 Jul 2024 4:47PM
5618164Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with.. jroyster18 Jul 2024 3:09PM
5618043Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with.. hoof hearted17 Jul 2024 9:27PM
5617889Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with.. jd9117 Jul 2024 5:51AM
5617793Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with.. LittleTree16 Jul 2024 5:45PM
5617440Re: The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with.. Buddha14 Jul 2024 9:25PM

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