Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Shy, I Just.
..dislike people. 24%
..don’t want to talk to You! 16%
..prefer when someone starts the conversation first & makes me feel comfortable talking back. 16%
..I just only like my Dog 8%
..dont trust people 8%
..self-reflect a lot. 8%
..Think it's to peopley out there. 8%
..I rather talk to myself because I don't get any bad vibes. 4%
..flush considerably whenever I consume half a gram of niacin. 4%
..Need encouragement.. 4%
..don't fit in. 0%
..Quite until you wake me, then I get loud 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5619085) Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Jul 2024 at 10:55AM

Thanks for your responses in the last contest, guys! You're the best! Let's Vote
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5620851Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a Meeshamouse31 Jul 2024 2:39PM
5620684Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a HeartOnFire31 Jul 2024 5:06AM
5619637Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a Buddha26 Jul 2024 9:18AM
5619599Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a GinnyB25 Jul 2024 11:58PM
5619454Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a Heartsong25 Jul 2024 10:06AM
5619402Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a * Sassy_Angel *25 Jul 2024 4:46AM
5619193Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a PattyMac23 Jul 2024 7:21PM
5619190Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a Gameheart23 Jul 2024 6:52PM
5619166Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a fatdaddy23 Jul 2024 4:48PM
5619111Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a z71cat23 Jul 2024 1:04PM
5619101Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a TowneKook-23 Jul 2024 12:38PM
5619090Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a Trent-PA23 Jul 2024 11:56AM
5619085Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a LittleTree23 Jul 2024 10:55AM

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