Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You Let the Cat out of the Bag
..You sure won't get it back in! 23%
..you better hope you have 9 lives! 18%
..litter duty is yours. 14%
..It will turn around and bite you in the hiney.. 14%
..Only the cat will happy, and SOMEONE will be very unhappy 9%
..It will scratch up the furniture! 9%
..Then Take me to your litter. 5%
..Don't tell Schroedinger ! 5%
..make sure you have some treats ready! 5%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5620851) Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a
Posted by Meeshamouse on 31 Jul 2024 at 2:39PM
I get a huge headache!
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5620851Re: Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a Meeshamouse31 Jul 2024 2:39PM

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