Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 19%
..Nobody would notice the difference 11%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 11%
..Which witch? 7%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 7%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 7%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 7%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5622616) Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in..
Posted by jroyster on 8 Aug 2024 at 2:25PM
Good one Jools. I'd sure hate to be a judge in that event.
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5622956Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Jools10 Aug 2024 2:06AM
5622691Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. HeartOnFire8 Aug 2024 9:30PM
5622616Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. jroyster8 Aug 2024 2:25PM

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