Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 19%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 11%
..Nobody would notice the difference 11%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 7%
..Which witch? 7%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 7%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 7%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5623656) Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older..
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Aug 2024 at 8:45AM

Let's Vote Good luck
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5624926Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. LittleTree19 Aug 2024 2:09PM
5624681Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. HeartOnFire18 Aug 2024 11:16AM
5623913Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. jroyster14 Aug 2024 9:43PM
5623897Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Heartsong14 Aug 2024 7:30PM
5623845Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Jools14 Aug 2024 10:07AM
5623832Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Buddha14 Aug 2024 9:19AM
5623793Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Trent-PA14 Aug 2024 3:36AM
5623754Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. TowneKook-13 Aug 2024 6:34PM
5623698Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Gameheart13 Aug 2024 12:48PM
5623674Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Lil Red13 Aug 2024 11:26AM
5623670Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. PattyMac13 Aug 2024 11:07AM
5623661Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. fatdaddy13 Aug 2024 9:34AM
5623656Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. LittleTree13 Aug 2024 8:45AM

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