Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..smell like it....! 15%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..I just look I am. 0%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5623656) Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older..
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Aug 2024 at 8:45AM

Let's Vote Good luck
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5624926Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. LittleTree19 Aug 2024 2:09PM
5624681Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. HeartOnFire18 Aug 2024 11:16AM
5623913Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. jroyster14 Aug 2024 9:43PM
5623897Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Heartsong14 Aug 2024 7:30PM
5623845Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Jools14 Aug 2024 10:07AM
5623832Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Buddha14 Aug 2024 9:19AM
5623793Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Trent-PA14 Aug 2024 3:36AM
5623754Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. TowneKook-13 Aug 2024 6:34PM
5623698Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Gameheart13 Aug 2024 12:48PM
5623674Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. Lil Red13 Aug 2024 11:26AM
5623670Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. PattyMac13 Aug 2024 11:07AM
5623661Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. fatdaddy13 Aug 2024 9:34AM
5623656Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. LittleTree13 Aug 2024 8:45AM

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