Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..smell like it....! 15%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
..I just look I am. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5623913) Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older..
Posted by jroyster on 14 Aug 2024 at 9:43PM
If you took care of it, you'll get lots of compliments and plenty of offers.
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5624926Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. LittleTree19 Aug 2024 2:09PM
5624681Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. HeartOnFire18 Aug 2024 11:16AM
5623913Re: Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older.. jroyster14 Aug 2024 9:43PM

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