| Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
Current Poll I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
| ..I had to wear a costume
| 19% | ..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself!
| 11% | ..Nobody would notice the difference
| 11% | ..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear!
| 7% | ..that he'd already claimed that costume
| 7% | ..Which witch?
| 7% | ..My broom was still in the shop for repairs...
| 7% | ..To dress up the way that I look in the morning.
| 4% | ..You can't cover up what you really are.
| 4% | ..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks!
| 4% | ..I was too pretty to pull it off.
| 4% | ..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary.
| 4% | ..Not to bother.
| 4% | ..That I did that every day and to find something else.
| 4% | ..So I became the GOOD witch
| 4% | [ 27 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous or dramatic as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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(#5625613) I'm Not Shy, I Just...
Posted by LittleTree on 22 Aug 2024 at 11:28AM
Time to vote!
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