Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
..trying to figure out what it means to "Dog". 29%
..playing on Gold Token! 14%
..Being adorable and cuddly. 14%
..Laid up in your bed on your pillow ! 14%
..braking and peeing at door when i hear your car 7%
..Anxiously waiting for you to come home and give me something to eat! 7%
..Questioning my entire existence on the planet 7%
..Looking for a fire hydrant 7%
..Go to the groomers for a toenail trim. 0%
..Bark 0%
..scratch myself to sleep 0%
..Netflixing, giving myself a mani & pedi and taking a nap. 0%
..Translate what on earth any of that means 0%
..Chasing cats and sniffing peoples butts. 0%
..practicing knee humping. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5625690) Re: I'm Not Shy, I Just...
Posted by TowneKook- on 22 Aug 2024 at 6:00PM
don’t want to talk to You!
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