Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..smell like it....! 15%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..Increased in value! 7%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..I just look I am. 0%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5626344) Re: I'm Not Shy, I Just...
Posted by HeartOnFire on 25 Aug 2024 at 9:35PM
prefer when someone starts the conversation first & makes me feel comfortable talking back.
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5626344Re: I'm Not Shy, I Just... HeartOnFire25 Aug 2024 9:35PM

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