Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..smell like it....! 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
..I just look I am. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5630727) Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never
Posted by z71cat on 14 Sep 2024 at 8:09AM
Want to say it again
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5630865Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never Sundrop kid14 Sep 2024 6:59PM
5630844Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never Clem361014 Sep 2024 6:00PM
5630814Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never jroyster14 Sep 2024 3:04PM
5630809Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never * Sassy_Angel *14 Sep 2024 2:47PM
5630789Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never PattyMac14 Sep 2024 1:45PM
5630759Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never fatdaddy14 Sep 2024 11:27AM
5630754Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never HeartOnFire14 Sep 2024 11:03AM
5630730Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never LittleTree14 Sep 2024 8:21AM
5630727Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never z71cat14 Sep 2024 8:09AM

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