Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 19%
..Nobody would notice the difference 11%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 11%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 7%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 7%
..Which witch? 7%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 7%
..Not to bother. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5630730) Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never
Posted by LittleTree on 14 Sep 2024 at 8:21AM

..know the joy of dipping your Oreos in milk!
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5630865Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never Sundrop kid14 Sep 2024 6:59PM
5630844Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never Clem361014 Sep 2024 6:00PM
5630814Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never jroyster14 Sep 2024 3:04PM
5630809Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never * Sassy_Angel *14 Sep 2024 2:47PM
5630789Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never PattyMac14 Sep 2024 1:45PM
5630759Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never fatdaddy14 Sep 2024 11:27AM
5630754Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never HeartOnFire14 Sep 2024 11:03AM
5630730Re: Never Say Never or You'll Never LittleTree14 Sep 2024 8:21AM

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