Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 19%
..Nobody would notice the difference 11%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 11%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 7%
..Which witch? 7%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 7%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 7%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5633057) Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More
Posted by jroyster on 23 Sep 2024 at 4:13PM
But, I told him, "NO! I'm here because I need to hear it less, much less!"
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5635467Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More HeartOnFire4 Oct 2024 7:10AM
5633301Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More * Sassy_Angel *24 Sep 2024 11:39AM
5633295Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More PattyMac24 Sep 2024 11:07AM
5633107Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More hoof hearted23 Sep 2024 8:06PM
5633060Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More dickfrank23 Sep 2024 4:28PM
5633059Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More Buddha23 Sep 2024 4:22PM
5633057Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More jroyster23 Sep 2024 4:13PM

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