Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..smell like it....! 15%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..I just look I am. 0%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5635588) I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me
Posted by LittleTree on 4 Oct 2024 at 6:03PM

Poll is up. Smiling
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5636027Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Meeshamouse6 Oct 2024 12:16PM
5636026Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Meeshamouse6 Oct 2024 12:14PM
5635992Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me HeartOnFire6 Oct 2024 9:19AM
5635963Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me jroyster6 Oct 2024 7:04AM
5635962Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me z71cat6 Oct 2024 7:03AM
5635842Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Bullets9mm5 Oct 2024 6:44PM
5635832Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me TowneKook-5 Oct 2024 4:39PM
5635742Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me PattyMac5 Oct 2024 6:47AM
5635732Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me * Sassy_Angel *5 Oct 2024 6:22AM
5635678Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Trent-PA5 Oct 2024 4:59AM
5635648Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Big Giant Head5 Oct 2024 2:33AM
5635647Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me jd915 Oct 2024 2:32AM
5635629Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Jools5 Oct 2024 12:47AM
5635623Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Gameheart4 Oct 2024 11:31PM
5635605Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me dickfrank4 Oct 2024 8:47PM
5635599 I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me fatdaddy4 Oct 2024 7:38PM
5635593Re: NOT MY ENTRY LittleTree4 Oct 2024 7:11PM
5635590NOT MY ENTRY fatdaddy4 Oct 2024 6:07PM
5635588I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me LittleTree4 Oct 2024 6:03PM

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