Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See..
..The one way street sign...I was too busy texting. 38%
..Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back. 29%
..you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195... 10%
..you sitting there with your lights flashing 10%
..They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases! 5%
..it had a price tag on it 5%
..The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!! 5%
..any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving). 0%
..the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really! 0%
..was body slammed from behind 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5635593) Re: NOT MY ENTRY

Posted by LittleTree on 4 Oct 2024 at 7:11PM
..not to be taken literally, just adding a funny ending. 

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5635593Re: NOT MY ENTRY
LittleTree4 Oct 2024 7:11PM

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