Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 19%
..Nobody would notice the difference 11%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 11%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 7%
..Which witch? 7%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 7%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 7%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5635678) Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me
Posted by Trent-PA on 5 Oct 2024 at 4:59AM
Which witch?
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5636027Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Meeshamouse6 Oct 2024 12:16PM
5636026Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Meeshamouse6 Oct 2024 12:14PM
5635992Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me HeartOnFire6 Oct 2024 9:19AM
5635963Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me jroyster6 Oct 2024 7:04AM
5635842Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Bullets9mm5 Oct 2024 6:44PM
5635742Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me PattyMac5 Oct 2024 6:47AM
5635732Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me * Sassy_Angel *5 Oct 2024 6:22AM
5635678Re: I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband told Me Trent-PA5 Oct 2024 4:59AM

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