Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me
..I had to wear a costume 19%
..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! 11%
..Nobody would notice the difference 11%
..that he'd already claimed that costume 7%
..Which witch? 7%
..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... 7%
..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! 7%
..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! 4%
..I was too pretty to pull it off. 4%
..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. 4%
..Not to bother. 4%
..That I did that every day and to find something else. 4%
..So I became the GOOD witch 4%
..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. 4%
..You can't cover up what you really are. 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5637758) I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me
Posted by LittleTree on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:04PM
Let's Vote Good luck
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5638806Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me Bullets9mm19 Oct 2024 12:17PM
5638490Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me PattyMac17 Oct 2024 3:26PM
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5638403Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me PattyMac17 Oct 2024 7:56AM
5638329Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me Trent-PA17 Oct 2024 2:31AM
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5638270Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me Lil Red16 Oct 2024 4:42PM
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5637828Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me Gameheart14 Oct 2024 4:26PM
5637821Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me TowneKook-14 Oct 2024 3:24PM
5637765Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me joenrondi14 Oct 2024 1:47PM
5637758I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me LittleTree14 Oct 2024 1:04PM

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