| | Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
Current Poll | I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See..
| | ..The one way street sign...I was too busy texting.
| 38% | | ..Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back.
| 29% | | ..you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195...
| 10% | | ..you sitting there with your lights flashing
| 10% | | ..They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases!
| 5% | | ..The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!!
| 5% | | ..it had a price tag on it
| 5% | | ..the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really!
| 0% | | ..any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving).
| 0% | | ..was body slammed from behind
| 0% | | [ 21 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous  or dramatic  as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. 
Winners, by vote, will receive  Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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(#5645144) I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Nov 2024 at 9:04AM
Poll is up.  
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| 5646408 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| joenrondi | 18 Nov 2024 1:47PM | | 5646387 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| LittleTree | 18 Nov 2024 9:56AM | | 5645554 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| HeartOnFire | 14 Nov 2024 2:08PM | | 5645420 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| Trent-PA | 13 Nov 2024 11:07PM | | 5645418 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| TowneKook- | 13 Nov 2024 9:57PM | | 5645379 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| fatdaddy | 13 Nov 2024 5:49PM | | 5645195 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| Gameheart | 13 Nov 2024 1:00PM | | 5645168 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| * Sassy_Angel * | 13 Nov 2024 10:51AM | | 5645167 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| Jools | 13 Nov 2024 10:50AM | | 5645164 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| PattyMac | 13 Nov 2024 10:40AM | | 5645145 | Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| marcmandy | 13 Nov 2024 9:10AM | | 5645144 | I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
| LittleTree | 13 Nov 2024 9:04AM |
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