Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I
..was born. 35%
..Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE. 13%
..When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down. 13%
..when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time 13%
..When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark! 9%
..while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted. 9%
..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot! 4%
..requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5661533) I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me...
Posted by LittleTree on 18 Jan 2025 at 8:58AM
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5662785Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... AmberLove23 Jan 2025 7:23PM
5662470Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... * Sassy_Angel *22 Jan 2025 4:32PM
5662105Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Trent-PA21 Jan 2025 3:09AM
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5661839Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Bullets9mm19 Jan 2025 2:55PM
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5661777Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Gameheart19 Jan 2025 6:46AM
5661708Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Jools18 Jan 2025 10:32PM
5661642Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... fatdaddy18 Jan 2025 4:06PM
5661603Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... TowneKook-18 Jan 2025 2:03PM
5661579Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... izzy18 Jan 2025 11:42AM
5661573Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... HeartOnFire18 Jan 2025 11:27AM
5661540Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... LittleTree18 Jan 2025 10:05AM
5661534Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... marcmandy18 Jan 2025 9:06AM
5661533I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... LittleTree18 Jan 2025 8:58AM

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