Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
My Doctor Said No More Bacon
..i say no more DR, 19%
..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! 13%
..And I said No! More bacon! 13%
..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! 13%
..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger 6%
..So that means more pork chops and sausage! 6%
..He was just being a Road Hog 6%
..Time to find a new doctor 6%
..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." 6%
..No, No, he said no more baking 6%
..So I will have a rasher instead! 6%
..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." 0%
..So I switched to steak, instead 0%
..I told him YOU ARE FIRED 0%
..So I filled out my will 0%
..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! 0%
..I want a second opinion! 0%
..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5673408) Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..
Posted by fatdaddy on 10 Mar 2025 at 9:25PM
"Have a dice play".
Who'll know the difference/?
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5673877Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Jools13 Mar 2025 2:16AM
5673747Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Jools12 Mar 2025 11:20AM
5673614Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Sundrop kid11 Mar 2025 9:26PM
5673561Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. fatdaddy11 Mar 2025 2:38PM
5673474Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. ladyvic11 Mar 2025 10:01AM
5673454Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. PattyMac11 Mar 2025 7:47AM
5673408Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. fatdaddy10 Mar 2025 9:25PM

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