Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
My Doctor Said No More Bacon
..i say no more DR, 21%
..And I said No! More bacon! 14%
..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! 14%
..So I will have a rasher instead! 7%
..No, No, he said no more baking 7%
..Time to find a new doctor 7%
..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." 7%
..He was just being a Road Hog 7%
..So that means more pork chops and sausage! 7%
..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger 7%
..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! 0%
..I want a second opinion! 0%
..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! 0%
..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! 0%
..So I filled out my will 0%
..So I switched to steak, instead 0%
..I told him YOU ARE FIRED 0%
..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5675488) Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon...
Posted by TowneKook- on 20 Mar 2025 at 4:18PM
He was just being a Road Hog
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5675488Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... TowneKook-20 Mar 2025 4:18PM

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