Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
My Doctor Said No More Bacon
..i say no more DR, 20%
..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! 13%
..And I said No! More bacon! 13%
..No, No, he said no more baking 7%
..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! 7%
..So I will have a rasher instead! 7%
..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." 7%
..Time to find a new doctor 7%
..He was just being a Road Hog 7%
..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger 7%
..So that means more pork chops and sausage! 7%
..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! 0%
..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! 0%
..I want a second opinion! 0%
..So I filled out my will 0%
..I told him YOU ARE FIRED 0%
..So I switched to steak, instead 0%
..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5676925) Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon...
Posted by GinnyB on 28 Mar 2025 at 12:01AM
I told him YOU ARE FIRED.. LOLOL
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