Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I
..was born. 35%
..Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE. 13%
..When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down. 13%
..when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time 13%
..while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted. 9%
..When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark! 9%
..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot! 4%
..requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5679151) At My Age, Getting Out of Bed...
Posted by LittleTree on 6 Apr 2025 at 7:39AM
Poll is up. Let's Vote
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5681198Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Sundrop kid14 Apr 2025 11:25PM
5680993Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... hoof hearted13 Apr 2025 6:53PM
5680629Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... bestgremlin12 Apr 2025 4:42AM
5679795Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... TabbyCat8 Apr 2025 8:00PM
5679480Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Gameheart7 Apr 2025 11:58AM
5679434Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... PattyMac7 Apr 2025 6:50AM
5679431Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... AmberLove7 Apr 2025 6:33AM
5679418Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Buddha7 Apr 2025 5:08AM
5679385Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Trent-PA7 Apr 2025 3:57AM
5679265Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... * Sassy_Angel *6 Apr 2025 2:59PM
5679264Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... TowneKook-6 Apr 2025 2:56PM
5679244Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Jools6 Apr 2025 1:46PM
5679237Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... jd916 Apr 2025 1:33PM
5679231Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... z71cat6 Apr 2025 1:05PM
5679225Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... fatdaddy6 Apr 2025 12:47PM
5679221Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack6 Apr 2025 12:42PM
5679151At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... LittleTree6 Apr 2025 7:39AM

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